I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOD MICROSOFT YOU ARE THE GOD OF COMMERCIALS
"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”
Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
He did not expect to be ambushed with a camera. Precious baby.
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
Beck was a real friend
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
we need to get outside
Paranormal activity caught on camera
Vine by: David Lopez
You reacted properly
I have been laughing at this for 20 minutes now…
sometimes i draw hands all like
every other time im just like