i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e:

I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOD MICROSOFT YOU ARE THE GOD OF COMMERCIALS

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

fooltook:

He did not expect to be ambushed with a camera. Precious baby.

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

erenharuchan-nanasejaeger0306:

ulrikavolf16:

epic-vines:

Paranormal activity caught on camera

Vine by: David Lopez

You reacted properly

I have been laughing at this for 20 minutes now…

bloodraton:

sometimes i draw hands all like

image

every other time im just like

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