i need to get fucked by something other than my life
180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
"Talk to the hand"
oh my GOD
phenomenal comment chain on a lyric video for nicki minaj’s verse from Monster
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.