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piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

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(via happiest)

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(via dulect)

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

(via hotboysofficial)

juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

(via mitochondraic-ash)

awkwardcum:

dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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(via phobias)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via marcelinethef-ingvampirequeen)

phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

(via orgasm)